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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 745 | 35% |
| Smokes | 604 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 436 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,790 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1ggy | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Darkkis SNE | 85% | 20 |
| #3 | ZZZ | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | Tsang G Yeung | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Sang | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Darkkis SNE | 85% | 20 |
| #3 | ZZZ | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | Tsang G Yeung | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Sang | 60% | 10 |
| #6 | valorant player | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsang G Yeung | 6 | 0.0246 |
| #2 | Sang | 4 | 0.0205 |
| #3 | ZZZ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | valorant player | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Darkkis SNE | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZZZ | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Darkkis SNE | 76 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | valorant player | 72 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sang | 35 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | s1ggy | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkkis SNE | +7.77 | 97 | 78 |
| #2 | Sang | +7.25 | 91 | 47 |
| #3 | ZZZ | +3.69 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | s1ggy | +1.87 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | valorant player | +0.72 | 83 | 60 |





