








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 22% |
| Smokes | 728 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 734 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $436,906 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tori26 | 42% | 19 |
| #2 | YRRAC | 42% | 108 |
| #3 | SZELE | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | ptR/ | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | Konda06 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tori26 | 42% | 19 |
| #2 | YRRAC | 42% | 108 |
| #3 | SZELE | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | ptR/ | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | Konda06 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YRRAC | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ptR/ | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Konda06 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SZELE | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | ptR/ | 25 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | YRRAC | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tori26 | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Konda06 | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YRRAC | +3.94 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | Tori26 | +1.08 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Konda06 | +0.28 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | SZELE | -1.59 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | ptR/ | -1.93 | 56 | 41 |





