








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 401 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1614 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,655 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A¥t.o.m.i.c | 101 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lightning_McFEIN | 71 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ crΛcky ⁸⁸ ✪ | 69 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bub | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vict0ry | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vict0ry | +2.56 | 65 | 47 |
| #2 | Tralalero Tralala | +1.38 | 71 | 33 |
| #3 | A¥t.o.m.i.c | +1.21 | 66 | 45 |
| #4 | Bub | +1.21 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ crΛcky ⁸⁸ ✪ | +0.36 | 42 | 42 |





