








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8044 | 54% |
| Smokes | 2967 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3456 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 355 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,071 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammude | 47% | 228 |
| #2 | sock woman | 43% | 121 |
| #3 | Tom =D | 41% | 120 |
| #4 | Amin | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | aLI | 26% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom =D | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Hammude | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Amin | 12 | 0.0203 |
| #4 | sock woman | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | aLI | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sock woman | 290 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hammude | 247 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tom =D | 124 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Amin | 116 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | aLI | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Ma1ky | +3.48 | 60 | 62 |
| #2 | Hammude | -0.57 | 27 | 37 |
| #3 | sock woman | -1.67 | 44 | 35 |
| #4 | Tom =D | -2.22 | 45 | 39 |
| #5 | Amin | -2.98 | 55 | 68 |





