








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2745 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3021 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2138 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2508 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,592 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xray | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | Aston | 83% | 46 |
| #3 | yokio | 76% | 51 |
| #4 | TNR LFP | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | sipofcola | 60% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Tempest | 55% | 20 |
| #11 | MichaH | 55% | 44 |
| #12 | ☁Cr3st | 49% | 59 |
| #13 | Gandalf | 46% | 24 |
| #14 | KS | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrinix Mr.Cat | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | sipofcola | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ☁Cr3st | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | yokio | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Aston | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xray | +4.01 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | Mist | +3.32 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Aston | +1.31 | 88 | 75 |
| #4 | KS | +1.13 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | MichaH | +0.59 | 65 | 66 |





