








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 689 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8542 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7586 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6884 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,086 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emileskok | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Hobi | 49% | 181 |
| #3 | Box_Samuraj | 47% | 270 |
| #4 | 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐒 | 47% | 180 |
| #5 | Rullanderottanrolleirullstol | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raco | +3.71 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | ✞ ʰᵃᵐᵐʸ ✞ | +1.64 | 50 | 43 |
| #3 | Locaass | -0.18 | 41 | 57 |
| #4 | 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐒 | -0.25 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | Rullanderottanrolleirullstol | -0.47 | 59 | 37 |





