








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10039 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8624 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7305 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7630 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,069,570 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 852 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FainT | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | DRK | 60% | 94 |
| #3 | .. n0stra | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | Bingzera | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | Arigo | 46% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DRK | 60% | 94 |
| #3 | .. n0stra | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | Bingzera | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | Arigo | 46% | 103 |
| #6 | Goose | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arigo | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Bingzera | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Goose | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | DRK | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | .. n0stra | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bingzera | 450 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Arigo | 351 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | .. n0stra | 309 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | DRK | 175 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | FainT | 168 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .. n0stra | +1.98 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | Goose | +1.78 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Arigo | +1.17 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | FainT | +0.81 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | ✪Jordy | +0.62 | 53 | 67 |





