








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




171 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9274 | 52% |
| Smokes | 3680 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4209 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 572 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,316,564 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyTurbo | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | corby | 49% | 396 |
| #3 | dylmin | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | TomNuts | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | zyenxa™ | 44% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyTurbo | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | corby | 49% | 396 |
| #3 | dylmin | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | TomNuts | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | zyenxa™ | 44% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corby | 70 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | zyenxa™ | 18 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | dylmin | 17 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | TomNuts | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | RickyTurbo | 7 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corby | 1745 | 0.22 | 40 min |
| #2 | TomNuts | 240 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | dylmin | 230 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | zyenxa™ | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | RickyTurbo | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corby | +2.03 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | MakeAWishKid | +1.85 | 48 | 51 |
| #3 | TomNuts | +0.15 | 67 | 44 |
| #4 | RickyTurbo | -0.10 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | zyenxa™ | -0.27 | 59 | 39 |





