








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 32% |
| Smokes | 475 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 307 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 371 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,460 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levioss | 22 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Connor | 16 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | GigaChad | 14 | 0.0188 |
| #4 | G | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | T | 8 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levioss | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | VieW00 | 130 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Connor | 126 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | G | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | GigaChad | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VieW00 | +2.56 | 56 | 64 |
| #2 | G | +1.15 | 44 | 46 |
| #3 | Levioss | +0.50 | 46 | 52 |
| #4 | GigaChad | -0.19 | 65 | 35 |
| #5 | The Wok | -0.75 | 71 | 42 |





