








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 975 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Esplay | 139 matches | 1,832 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4703 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3807 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4402 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3177 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,165 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 01 | 56% | 80 |
| #2 | Niklas | 54% | 381 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 01 | 56% | 80 |
| #2 | Niklas | 54% | 381 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niklas | 21 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | 01 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niklas | 1482 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | 01 | 143 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niklas | +1.42 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | 01 | +1.25 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Dink | -1.15 | 63 | 62 |





