








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




179 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3536 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2646 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2728 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2163 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,637 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quack Quack | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | navi s0mple | 52% | 134 |
| #3 | Fugha | 49% | 318 |
| #4 | Five Night Froddy | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quack Quack | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | navi s0mple | 52% | 134 |
| #3 | Fugha | 49% | 318 |
| #4 | Five Night Froddy | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fugha | 102 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | navi s0mple | 62 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | Five Night Froddy | 32 | 0.0367 |
| #4 | Quack Quack | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fugha | 1127 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | navi s0mple | 295 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Five Night Froddy | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Quack Quack | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $nOoP DoGgE | +1.80 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | navi s0mple | +1.58 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | Quack Quack | +0.67 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Fugha | +0.23 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | Five Night Froddy | -2.38 | 40 | 40 |





