








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9718 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3889 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5327 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3432 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,750 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | tas es | 50% | 156 |
| #3 | CσηFυZεя ジ | 50% | 503 |
| #4 | Target | 48% | 148 |
| #5 | shomo | 47% | 34 |
| #6 | Stewie Griffin | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CσηFυZεя ジ | +3.23 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | tas es | +2.53 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | shomo | +0.63 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | Target | +0.32 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | Stewie Griffin | -0.08 | 49 | 57 |





