








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 343 | 8% |
| Smokes | 813 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1370 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,564 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!! | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | 271,000 | 45% | 106 |
| #3 | Zyklon | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!! | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | 271,000 | 45% | 106 |
| #3 | Zyklon | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyklon | 28 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | 271,000 | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | RUBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!! | 3 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyklon | 248 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | 271,000 | 156 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | RUBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!! | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itskenvinnnnn | +2.13 | 42 | 34 |
| #2 | RUBBERT!!!!!!!!!!!! | +1.11 | 23 | 56 |
| #3 | 271,000 | -2.61 | 30 | 27 |
| #4 | Zyklon | -3.85 | 17 | 49 |





