








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3255 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2923 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1258 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,660 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirinamu | 59% | 97 |
| #2 | lotOFmE | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Tin of Ravioli | 41% | 56 |
| #4 | 400hr Peek... | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirinamu | 59% | 97 |
| #2 | lotOFmE | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Tin of Ravioli | 41% | 56 |
| #4 | 400hr Peek... | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin of Ravioli | 32 | 0.0349 |
| #2 | 400hr Peek... | 6 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Kirinamu | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | lotOFmE | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin of Ravioli | 218 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kirinamu | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | 400hr Peek... | 80 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | lotOFmE | 74 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lotOFmE | +5.12 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | FrankLad | +0.59 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | Kirinamu | -0.27 | 39 | 45 |
| #4 | Tin of Ravioli | -1.81 | 57 | 52 |
| #5 | 400hr Peek... | -2.05 | 21 | 49 |





