








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2086 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2617 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2384 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1064 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $200,656 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lúka Biceps | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Blade | 51% | 96 |
| #3 | jeejee | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | build the bober | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lúka Biceps | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Blade | 51% | 96 |
| #3 | jeejee | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | build the bober | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blade | 16 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | build the bober | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | jeejee | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blade | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | build the bober | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lúka Biceps | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | jeejee | 61 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blade | +3.04 | 57 | 43 |
| #2 | jeejee | +0.75 | 60 | 39 |
| #3 | Lúka Biceps | +0.73 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | build the bober | +0.38 | 68 | 43 |
| #5 | DupleX | -1.73 | 22 | 41 |





