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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 635 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1271 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1063 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 992 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,594 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIOTREX | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | KenZi. Case.Gift | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | jebac te nicki jestem z afryki | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | kuniA | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | GrunioO | 37% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIOTREX | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | KenZi. Case.Gift | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | jebac te nicki jestem z afryki | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | kuniA | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | GrunioO | 37% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrunioO | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuniA | 45 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | GrunioO | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | PIOTREX | 31 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | KenZi. Case.Gift | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | jebac te nicki jestem z afryki | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KenZi. Case.Gift | +4.48 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | kuniA | +3.26 | 53 | 74 |
| #3 | jebac te nicki jestem z afryki | +2.14 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | GrunioO | +1.87 | 78 | 46 |
| #5 | PIOTREX | +1.25 | 67 | 75 |





