








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7811 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6504 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6050 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4811 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,682,341 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aku | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | RipuliEnjoyer | 47% | 81 |
| #3 | HexyHexagon | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aku | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | RipuliEnjoyer | 47% | 81 |
| #3 | HexyHexagon | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RipuliEnjoyer | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | HexyHexagon | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | aku | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aku | 216 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | HexyHexagon | 157 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | RipuliEnjoyer | 139 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rio De Janeiro | +1.56 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | aku | -0.89 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | RipuliEnjoyer | -1.24 | 33 | 38 |
| #4 | HexyHexagon | -4.27 | 23 | 50 |





