








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1226 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1178 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1708 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 918 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,494 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senTien.6 | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | SimoNNNN1 | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | fnt | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Dani Gherman | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | Chadrea | 50% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fnt | +5.61 | 56 | 61 |
| #2 | iani | +2.08 | 50 | 61 |
| #3 | Dani Gherman | +1.67 | 44 | 46 |
| #4 | SimoNNNN1 | +1.45 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | Fresh'z | +1.33 | 43 | 61 |





