








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3597 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1861 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1202 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,005 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widerøe Flyveselskap AS | 19 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Monsieur | 15 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Willy | 15 | 0.0238 |
| #4 | ibe | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | El Cobra | 9 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willy | +8.51 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | PARADOX | +6.94 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | Microsoft PowerPoint | +3.21 | 67 | 41 |
| #4 | Monsieur | +1.50 | 68 | 24 |
| #5 | Widerøe Flyveselskap AS | -0.20 | 17 | 14 |





