








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6254 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5779 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7341 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5735 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,508 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glock rosa | 63% | 81 |
| #2 | Yankito | 57% | 143 |
| #3 | DaNi3L | 54% | 255 |
| #4 | Nach | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Nakamura | 52% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DaNi3L | 54% | 255 |
| #4 | Nach | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | Nakamura | 52% | 266 |
| #6 | Morondor | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | falopa | 40% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakamura | 71 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Yankito | 49 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | DaNi3L | 22 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | glock rosa | 14 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | falopa | 6 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakamura | 1934 | 0.37 | 41 min |
| #2 | DaNi3L | 872 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | falopa | 468 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #4 | Yankito | 384 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | glock rosa | 205 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glock rosa | +5.18 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Nach | +2.53 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Yankito | +0.97 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | Morondor | +0.96 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | かわいい子猫 | +0.89 | 71 | 63 |





