








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 372 | 31% |
| Smokes | 351 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 377 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,095 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killmatic | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | CoKe | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | Europe | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Reacting | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killmatic | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | CoKe | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | Europe | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Reacting | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Europe | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | CoKe | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Reacting | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Europe | 83 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | CoKe | 82 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Reacting | 42 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | Killmatic | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reacting | +5.80 | 70 | 79 |
| #2 | Killmatic | +4.19 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Sapidarman | +2.40 | 70 | 49 |
| #4 | Europe | +2.27 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | CoKe | +1.85 | 64 | 44 |





