








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1179 | 42% |
| Smokes | 109 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1214 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 296 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,622 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thebeek | +3.40 | 67 | 52 |
| #2 | Perfect Lime | +0.69 | 54 | 43 |
| #3 | BludLung | -0.87 | 29 | 71 |
| #4 | GHOSTCS | -1.00 | 64 | 22 |
| #5 | ![]() NeXmetal | -1.41 | 42 | 30 |





