








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1255 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1037 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1017 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 837 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,072 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonny | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷSergoChan | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Tom007D | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Aywaa | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | GIANTDAD for OnlyAfro | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonny | 265 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | GIANTDAD for OnlyAfro | 192 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷSergoChan | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Aywaa | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | flaVa | 57 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flaVa | +6.37 | 86 | 80 |
| #2 | Druli | +2.12 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | GIANTDAD for OnlyAfro | +2.01 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | Awentix | +1.41 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | Bonny | +1.32 | 72 | 76 |





