








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1812 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1603 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1348 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,989 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | satran1 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Asl0K(hellcase.com) | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | rachel | 55% | 89 |
| #4 | VECTIZZ | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Kyojin | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | satran1 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Asl0K(hellcase.com) | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | rachel | 55% | 89 |
| #4 | VECTIZZ | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Kyojin | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rachel | 19 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | VECTIZZ | 4 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rachel | 352 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | VECTIZZ | 66 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kyojin | 52 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | Asl0K(hellcase.com) | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | satran1 | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asl0K(hellcase.com) | +3.80 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | VECTIZZ | +2.47 | 91 | 65 |
| #3 | Joker | +1.36 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | rachel | +1.27 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | Kyojin | +1.26 | 94 | 58 |





