








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3500 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4068 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1849 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2186 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,006 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1023 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZJ | 45% | 60 |
| #2 | KingBru | 43% | 75 |
| #3 | WANGLA | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZJ | 45% | 60 |
| #2 | KingBru | 43% | 75 |
| #3 | WANGLA | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZJ | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | KingBru | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | WANGLA | 6 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZJ | 271 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | KingBru | 148 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | WANGLA | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZJ | +3.45 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | KingBru | +0.33 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | WANGLA | +0.24 | 64 | 24 |
| #4 | mello | -1.34 | 31 | 54 |





