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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 763 | 34% |
| Smokes | 187 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 878 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 426 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,149 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ExTaZy | 34% | 32 |
| #9 | ✪︎Pablobácsi | 33% | 12 |
| #10 | Joshua =DD | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | 花公子推车 | 18% | 11 |
| #12 | SayHi2God | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4D4M ;I csgoatse.com | +5.48 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | willi | +3.74 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪︎Pablobácsi | +3.38 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Clumsy | +3.20 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | 𝕮 𝕬 𝕽 𝕷 𝕺 𝕾 | +1.33 | 65 | 60 |





