








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4243 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4129 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4154 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3680 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,762 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nicey | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | Haaani🚀 | 46% | 67 |
| #6 | dnnis ♛ | 42% | 26 |
| #7 | Shi-Shu | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | HirnBlut | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnnis ♛ | +2.39 | 62 | 80 |
| #2 | Nicey | +1.69 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | Haaani🚀 | +1.33 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | GuenterKrass | +1.02 | 41 | 77 |
| #5 | .:aKuRria. | -0.54 | 38 | 75 |





