








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1386 | 40% |
| Smokes | 649 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 553 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,448 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flammie | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | TheAlpha57 | 41% | 162 |
| #3 | texaspete6136 | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flammie | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | TheAlpha57 | 41% | 162 |
| #3 | texaspete6136 | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAlpha57 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAlpha57 | 243 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flammie | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | texaspete6136 | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flammie | +7.24 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | XZombieRangersX | +0.44 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | TheAlpha57 | -1.11 | 37 | 51 |
| #4 | texaspete6136 | -8.01 | 46 | 27 |





