








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1336 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1466 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,107,530 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bike | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | siri | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Selcius | 47% | 120 |
| #4 | Kottonmouth Soldier | 46% | 108 |
| #5 | Brian | 45% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poke | 532 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kottonmouth Soldier | 418 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Selcius | 344 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | siri | 237 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | FunAndGame77 | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poke | +2.84 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | Mirishikiari | +1.83 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | bike | +0.93 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Selcius | +0.62 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | siri | +0.45 | 74 | 75 |





