








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7152 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6422 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4191 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4220 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,368,696 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 968 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿DiMaare♿ | 63% | 60 |
| #2 | vasuel | 58% | 323 |
| #3 | tears | 56% | 113 |
| #4 | melo | 55% | 388 |
| #5 | Bob Marley | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tmz | +6.16 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | vasuel | +5.25 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | sway ♥ | +3.46 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | LEPUSKIN S1MPLE | +3.04 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | ♿DiMaare♿ | +2.88 | 82 | 58 |





