








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5798 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7330 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5535 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6471 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,073,987 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6030 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clashy | +4.86 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Poopy | +3.53 | 86 | 31 |
| #3 | 20 year old talent | +3.31 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪soul | +2.48 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | -M- | +2.25 | 66 | 60 |





