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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 941 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1364 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1234 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1155 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,410 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dali | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | SAR | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | |JammeBoi| | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Generic | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | StraSHiLLa01 | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dali | +1.60 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Generic | +1.13 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | |JammeBoi| | +0.86 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Free Palestine! | +0.42 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | BRUTOS | -1.00 | 77 | 52 |





