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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4191 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3117 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5396 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3594 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,803,575 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dashy | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | JoGee | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Dragonmaster | 53% | 102 |
| #4 | CarbonUniverse | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dashy | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | JoGee | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Dragonmaster | 53% | 102 |
| #4 | CarbonUniverse | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragonmaster | 22 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | JoGee | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | CarbonUniverse | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Dashy | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragonmaster | 985 | 0.46 | 24 min |
| #2 | JoGee | 258 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dashy | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | CarbonUniverse | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sloth_AZ | +2.04 | 70 | 50 |
| #2 | Dragonmaster | +0.88 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | CarbonUniverse | -0.45 | 60 | 31 |
| #4 | JoGee | -0.59 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | Dashy | -0.65 | 61 | 42 |





