








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3799 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2296 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1594 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,709 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScarYi | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐍 | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | ✪ Kiwi | 73% | 49 |
| #4 | riri | 73% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScarYi | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐍 | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | ✪ Kiwi | 73% | 49 |
| #4 | riri | 73% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riri | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ✪ Kiwi | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riri | 171 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ Kiwi | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐍 | 51 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ScarYi | 34 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bmk | +2.40 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐍 | +0.45 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ Kiwi | +0.34 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | ScarYi | -0.29 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | riri | -0.37 | 71 | 35 |





