








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 538 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1285 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,534 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WillyBB | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | TTV/Ryansabih (watch) | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | TTvYungE_Flexin (LIVE) | 58% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WillyBB | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | TTV/Ryansabih (watch) | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | TTvYungE_Flexin (LIVE) | 58% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTvYungE_Flexin (LIVE) | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | TTV/Ryansabih (watch) | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | WillyBB | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTvYungE_Flexin (LIVE) | 385 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | TTV/Ryansabih (watch) | 124 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | WillyBB | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTvYungE_Flexin (LIVE) | +0.62 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | TTV/Ryansabih (watch) | +0.60 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | WillyBB | +0.31 | 85 | 44 |
| #4 | Zito | -0.98 | 63 | 43 |





