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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
761 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 835 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1130 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1049 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,033 of utility $285 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pateta FURACÃO | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Da Oi Pro Trem | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Feenixs | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ROY | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | MIAUverick | 4 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROY | 221 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Da Oi Pro Trem | 199 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pateta FURACÃO | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Feenixs | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zeels o | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pai do Seu Nenem | +3.78 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Da Oi Pro Trem | +2.62 | 44 | 67 |
| #3 | Feenixs | +2.32 | 44 | 60 |
| #4 | Pateta FURACÃO | +1.30 | 45 | 42 |
| #5 | MIAUverick | +0.68 | 41 | 66 |





