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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5589 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2450 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2987 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,845 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumpee =D | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | anaalipora | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Zitey | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Mikker | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | tuts | 49% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ICEberG | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | yukimaster | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | 50fpsENJOYER | 46% | 41 |
| #9 | osku | 46% | 46 |
| #10 | JEN | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anaalipora | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | JEN | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Mikker | 8 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | tuts | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | osku | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuts | 306 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | tumpee =D | 193 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | JEN | 182 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | anaalipora | 141 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ICEberG | 99 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anaalipora | +2.27 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | osku | +2.22 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Zitey | +1.70 | 55 | 6 |
| #4 | somi | +0.75 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | yukimaster | -0.20 | 82 | 55 |





