








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4116 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4518 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2892 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,681 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerccu | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | 🔵rehtireiska07 | 46% | 99 |
| #3 | Calé | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerccu | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | 🔵rehtireiska07 | 46% | 99 |
| #3 | Calé | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔵rehtireiska07 | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Jerccu | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Calé | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerccu | 608 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | 🔵rehtireiska07 | 184 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Calé | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔵rehtireiska07 | +2.21 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Jerccu | +0.13 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Calé | -0.03 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | MBM | -0.47 | 77 | 70 |





