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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 49 | 4% |
| Smokes | 333 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 420 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 359 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,144 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aTZE <3 | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Ɱꞅ؎Ꞙɨꭙꭙꬳꞧ | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | jajaja | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aTZE <3 | 130 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ɱꞅ؎Ꞙɨꭙꭙꬳꞧ | 81 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Julian147 | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | jajaja | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aTZE <3 | +6.00 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Ɱꞅ؎Ꞙɨꭙꭙꬳꞧ | +1.87 | 41 | 63 |
| #3 | Julian147 | +0.45 | 45 | 44 |
| #4 | annime | -2.25 | 59 | 22 |
| #5 | jajaja | -3.91 | 18 | 41 |





