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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3344 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2693 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3025 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,937,129 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xelwrath | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | [Unex] bymare.ツ | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Be00 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | [Unex] Silverr | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Passsi_O | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Unex] PeeP | +1.87 | 51 | 50 |
| #2 | [Unex] bymare.ツ | +1.87 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | [Unex] Silverr | +1.43 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | Be00 | +0.46 | 73 | 37 |
| #5 | Passsi_O | -0.26 | 59 | 58 |





