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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




172 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3810 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6064 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 2277 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2036 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,935,370 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppy Girl | 47% | 251 |
| #2 | glokktober | 43% | 103 |
| #3 | minecraftpussyfoot777 | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppy Girl | 47% | 251 |
| #2 | glokktober | 43% | 103 |
| #3 | minecraftpussyfoot777 | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppy Girl | 42 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | minecraftpussyfoot777 | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | glokktober | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppy Girl | 343 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | minecraftpussyfoot777 | 218 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | glokktober | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kit | +0.22 | 54 | 43 |
| #2 | Puppy Girl | -0.00 | 55 | 48 |
| #3 | minecraftpussyfoot777 | -1.88 | 41 | 42 |
| #4 | glokktober | -2.51 | 12 | 28 |





