








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2463 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1969 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1852 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,790 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | synt3x | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | crocobiceps | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | R3ktorin0 | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ganlock | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | iMAGINE1 | 5 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | synt3x | 541 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | ganlock | 447 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | crocobiceps | 183 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | R3ktorin0 | 125 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | iMAGINE1 | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | â•⃤Yuku | +3.30 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | iMAGINE1 | +2.20 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | R3ktorin0 | +2.16 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | synt3x | +1.57 | 83 | 70 |
| #5 | fabu capra 🧢 | +1.04 | 85 | 65 |





