








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 391 | 39% |
| Smokes | 270 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 100 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 242 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,942 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OG Taneli | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | jim'my | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Jules | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Isäs Painajainen | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Vakuda | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jim'my | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Jules | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Isäs Painajainen | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Vakuda | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Hra. Saudi Niinistö | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jules | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Vakuda | 23 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | OG Taneli | 14 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #4 | Isäs Painajainen | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | jim'my | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jim'my | +4.38 | 60 | 80 |
| #2 | Jules | +1.23 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | Khaani. | +0.76 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | OG Taneli | -0.61 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | Isäs Painajainen | -1.47 | 70 | 56 |





