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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3714 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1823 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1872 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 905 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,979 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chason Morecheese | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | ARE ARE ARE | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | Tarkarot | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chason Morecheese | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | ARE ARE ARE | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | Tarkarot | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARE ARE ARE | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Tarkarot | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Chason Morecheese | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARE ARE ARE | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Chason Morecheese | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Tarkarot | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweetie | +2.08 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | ARE ARE ARE | -0.63 | 57 | 33 |
| #3 | Chason Morecheese | -1.99 | 11 | 53 |
| #4 | Tarkarot | -3.44 | 16 | 29 |





