








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2176 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1097 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1412 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,022 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xctiv ✤ | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | 𝖝 Meister | 57% | 116 |
| #3 | Maksimz | 46% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xctiv ✤ | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | 𝖝 Meister | 57% | 116 |
| #3 | Maksimz | 46% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖝 Meister | 26 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Maksimz | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Xctiv ✤ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖝 Meister | 318 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Maksimz | 261 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Xctiv ✤ | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖝 Meister | +5.74 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | Xctiv ✤ | +2.33 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Maksimz | +1.67 | 47 | 51 |
| #4 | ekoh- | -1.61 | 57 | 47 |





