








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 418 | 25% |
| Smokes | 390 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 429 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 443 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,462 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EMANM | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | 29Kai | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Smallservice | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | juNgo | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | Wigerl07 | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B-Golombek | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | focusfail | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | juNgo | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Smallservice | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Wigerl07 | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remliwer | +5.44 | 71 | 50 |
| #2 | EMANM | +2.22 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | focusfail | +2.18 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | Sketch | +1.08 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | 29Kai | +1.05 | 42 | 68 |





