








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 916 | 28% |
| Smokes | 878 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 793 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 740 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,485 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | terska | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Karl | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | meow! | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Liemine | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | nakittaja | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Karl | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | meow! | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Liemine | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | nakittaja | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | Förg | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Förg | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Karl | 7 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | Liemine | 5 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | nakittaja | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | meow! | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Förg | 151 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | nakittaja | 122 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Liemine | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | meow! | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Karl | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❆ Ox | +2.60 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | nakittaja | +0.90 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | Karl | -0.36 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | Förg | -1.04 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | meow! | -1.70 | 60 | 50 |





