








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1566 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2366 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,586 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChampeN | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Ori | 49% | 69 |
| #3 | UnicornBallzツ | 46% | 83 |
| #4 | Pump | 45% | 85 |
| #5 | yock | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrΣddy ඞ | 652 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pump | 465 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #3 | UnicornBallzツ | 361 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | yock | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ori | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChampeN | +2.14 | 53 | 71 |
| #2 | UnicornBallzツ | +1.30 | 54 | 74 |
| #3 | Pump | +0.99 | 56 | 87 |
| #4 | FrΣddy ඞ | +0.98 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | yock | +0.92 | 57 | 54 |





