








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4161 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3073 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,914 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z1x | 56% | 90 |
| #2 | Fabi | 51% | 111 |
| #3 | G | 51% | 268 |
| #4 | bAHWF | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | funy 4,669 | 50% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fabi | 51% | 111 |
| #3 | G | 51% | 268 |
| #4 | bAHWF | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | funy 4,669 | 50% | 163 |
| #6 | MsJ | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | funy 4,669 | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | G | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | z1x | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | bAHWF | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G | 1057 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | funy 4,669 | 406 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | z1x | 230 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Fabi | 136 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | bAHWF | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G | +1.19 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | funy 4,669 | +0.76 | 44 | 65 |
| #3 | Fabi | +0.50 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | z1x | +0.49 | 52 | 74 |
| #5 | SeeYaLater | -0.13 | 68 | 64 |





