








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6280 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5382 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4909 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5050 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,138,068 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuprisS_ | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Aleksandro | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | Missafe | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | TumTumTumTumTumTumTumSAHUR | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | Almorto | 49% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuprisS_ | +6.48 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Aleksandro | +4.49 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | TumTumTumTumTumTumTumSAHUR | +3.86 | 80 | 44 |
| #4 | Missafe | +3.56 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | Huntah | +1.93 | 49 | 48 |





